An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
..the odds are stacked incomprehensibly against us.. - SH
But it’s Christmas! - JW
I feel the same… Oh, you mean it’s actually Christmas - SH
» Durarara!! meme: favorite relationships/friendships
↳ Celty Sturluson and Shizuo Heiwajima
his boyfriendYukine (~●♡∀♡)~
noragami ova 1: yato as hiyori
The strongest man in Ikebukuro, Shizuo Heiwajima
If you don't go, all three of us will...
' you maybe are hot but you're not levi hot.'
the “very close” hitachiin twins
Human beings are weak things. But… beating up chicks isn’t really my shtick. So, I guess the next best thing I can do is take your precious cellphone. And smash it.