Merry Christmas! (/ ＾∇＾)/ .｡.:*☆
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
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SHERLOCK: “Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
MORIARTY: "No, you’re not.
I see. You’re not ordinary. No. You’re me.
‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life
i feel like the entire doctor who fandom is gonna be massively disappointed when capaldi’s catchphrase isnt fuckity bye
The Twelfth Doctor’s first line
The Five(ish) Doctors - Peter Davison’s dream
If You ever think You’re too obsessed with something, just remember that David Tennant used to get in trouble at school because all his essays were Doctor Who fan fiction.
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES